Traffic light madness holy crap! who'd have thought controlling traffic lights in a regular city street could be so challenging. one has to feel sorry for all the monkeys who slave away keeping the traffic in order... you know, the monkeys they keep in the traffic lights - clicking the stop go buttons day in, day out. stop screaming! the monkeys are all professionally trained, so don't worry! *shakes head in dismay*. anyway, to this game. the monkeys have all gone on strike. they want a pay rise. they insist on two bananas an hour instead of the 1.85 bananas currently offered by the city's road and traffic authority (rta). it's only a 7.5% pay increase, yet the pencil pushers at the mayors office don't agree and think the monkeys are already being paid too much. *shakes head in dismay again* hmmm sorry, i digress. back to the game.... again. so, now that the monkeys are on strike, it's up to you to take over running the traffic lights. this means you are in control of the pedestrian walking lights as well as the main street lights controlling vehicle movement. i can hear your thoughts right now... you're scoffing and thinking "if a monkey can do it, so can i" wrong! the monkeys have had years of training. what have you had? well? my friend, if you last more than a few minutes keeping traffic order, it will be a bloody miracle. do your best... avoid getting pedestrians run over. be timely with your traffic light changes or the road users (cars or peeps) will get upset. may the frook be with you... always. ***huge game (18 mb), will take a while to load, please be patient*** ***unity 3d game - you need to install unity 3d to play*** updated: january 7, 2015 5:20 am
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