Dominate your pals in this reflex-based arcade game and have no remorse for spitting on your friends! instructions:no matter what you wanna use this game for, we guarantee a reaction! so press that download button, pick someone and tell them: ill spit on you! game play theres a countdown. once its over and you hear or see the spit signal, quickly press your chef and release the spit. its the same for both single player and multiplayer, so its dead easy. or should i say spit simple? manage to be the first one to spit on the opponent 3 times and you win the game! and remember...be quick or get spit! not ready to fight your friends in the spitting standoff? get your proper training by testing your spitting skills in the single player mode against the master spitting chefs! for each round won, you get some good ca$$$h that you can use to buy different chefs characters, each one of them with a specific temper. remember, you can only get coins in the single player mode! use your coins and unlock two more savourous characters from the shop. so, if you dont like vegano boy, you can take your chances with the meat lover- a french chef with a delicate spitting routine or the grinder-the original american kitchen thug, ready to spit at any time on any day! the single player spitting stand-off has three modes: granny mode: super-slow, will give you plenty of time to defeat the computer! nerd: faster than a granny, but still kinda shy and clumsy, its the next step in your spitting training! flash: caution! it may become frustrating, annoying! but remember, it's a game so you could probably win. smooth & simple game-play, clean design, the most disgusting spit sounds youve ever heard, all rolled into this nasty, awful, addictive game: ill spit on you, chef edition. ever been afraid that the cook could spit in your food? well, you can relax now because youre about to find out what really goes on in the kitchen. the truth is that no one has time to spit in your food- the master chefs are much too busy spitting each other! and by the way, are you tired of seeing people spit in public? grossed out by frothy pools on the sidewalk? or are you on the other side? so frustrated with the world, you cant stop from spitting on it? whatever the case may be, buddy, weve got your back! whenever you feel trapped in this terrible world, spit on it. yeah, say it loud and clear: ill spit on you! dont hold it in man; it will only make you feel worse. whenever you want to blow off some steam, dont be rude to someone you know, take it out on your phone and play i'll spit on you! download this "distasteful" app and spit all over the place. did some fancy chef got you the wrong order? did his kitchen look like your worst nightmare? did the food taste as foul as rotten eggs? challenge him to a spitting gentleman duel. your guns are your spits and on the count of three scream: i'll spit on you! do you fantasize of taking gordon ramsays place in hells kitchen or kitchen nightmares and tell those incompetent fools to stick it? weve got you covered! ill spit on you: chef edition gives you the raw experience of what it's like to be a master chef with no cooking skills. join this clash of spits so you'll know how much fun you can have while doing harmless, yet disgusting things! at john boss inc., creating fun, relaxing games is our number one priority! we greatly value your support and feedback. like us on facebook: facebook.com/johnbossinc follow us on g+: google.com/+johnbossinc
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