You are a penguin. not just any old penguin, you’re sleek and flexible with astoundingly good balance, fast reflexes and a big appetite. luckily, your iceberg is in a prime location for food. there’s plenty of fish jumping up out of the crystal blue water all around you. just one small problem. you have to stand in the middle of your iceberg or it tips like a lopsided canoe. go too far to grab that fish and you’ll slide right off into the icy water. looking around, you see that all of your fellow penguins are just standing there, playing it safe, the cowards. that’s okay, more fish for you. besides, you’ve always been a risk taker, so off you go, sliding toward the edge of your iceberg. you have to jump up and grab that tasty fish fast and get yourself back the other way to avoid getting dunked. getting a nice rhythm going, you easily glide from one edge to the other, rewarded at both ends with a yummy, fresh fish. if you’re good enough and fast enough, you might even catch one of those fat, red fish for lots of extra points. penguin slide provides hours of balanced fun. all you have to do is tilt your iphone or ipod touch to get some good sliding action but be careful not to tilt too far. balance is the key to a full stomach and a long penguin life. so hungry penguin, what are you waiting for? hop on the penguin slide. it’s fun and food, together in one easy place.
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