The top 10 reasons to purchase cosmic chicken: 10. cosmic chicken has procedurally generated levels, which is a fancy way to say you'll never get bored playing the same level over and over. in fact, you'll never have two games that are alike. 9. cosmic chicken is full of totally rad colors! it's like espresso for your eyeballs. 8. we've decided to write this top 10 list instead of bore you with a backstory. you're welcome. 7. cosmic chicken has physics! it's a chicken in space so they're not exactly accurate physics, but whatever. 6. your mom likes it. 5. cosmic chicken promises not to teach you anything other than how to jump through space as a chicken in a spacesuit. and some day that skill may come in handy. 4. no chickens were directly harmed making this game (though some were consumed, mostly in sandwich form). 3. the makers of cosmic chicken will never spend money on celebrity endorsements or sponsorships. if you see a celebrity playing cosmic chicken, it's because they love it. if you don't see a celebrity playing it's because they're celebrities and have bad taste. 2. the game is great fun, challenging, a little bit old school, and you'll play it over and over. and the number one reason to purchase cosmic chicken is... 1. if you buy the game we promise not to make this list any longer (or worse) than it already is!
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