We want you on mars! marscorp is ready to take the first group of volunteers on an exciting mission to mars! fly around mars in one of our brand new jetpacks and discover what’s out there. as part of the “put a human on mars no matter what” program, we are proud to announce that marscorp is the first company cutting enough corners to make human flights to mars finally viable. so-called “professional” astronauts will tell you things like “no sane person would travel across space on that thing” or “the fuel on that jetpack lasts about 30 seconds”, but you can prove them wrong! here’s your chance to make history! - explore mars on a jetpack. - take selfies on mars's greatest sightings. - avoid rapid unscheduled disassemblies. - have fun!
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