Hop in your ice cream truck and take left at bizzaro lane, cause cream wolf has arrived. by day you're a simple ice cream vendor, fattening the local girls and boys by serving up their favorite flavors. after dark, though, you become a werewolf. the fatter the children are, the more quickly they will follow you home under the spell of the moonlight. bring them back to your lair and, you know, eat them.
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