Take part in the epic martian championship u suck.io. a favorite past time of invaders from the red planet where you zoom around abducting humans, cows, and even buildings! the more u suck up the bigger your beam gets. pretty simple, but can you suck the best? if it fits in your beam it'll fit in your spaceship. you can even suck up other players to assert dominance... suck the most in 2 minutes to win and claim victory over the earth! but above all remember to have fun, because if you can't have fun conquering a planet as an invading species then you're missing out on the simple joys of martian life.
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