You have been employed to fill potholes with cement. look, it ain't the most glamorous job in the world, but it pays the bills. keep that trusted cement blaster at the ready and keep your wits about you for as long as possible! we wouldn't want you falling and hurting yourself now, would we? the road ahead is treacherous. we've got reports of an unprecedented number of potholes forming. some people have even reported seeing them move. they're calling them 'jaws holes' for some reason. that's ridiculous if you ask me.