You and your super famous, handsome lad have planned to spend a relaxing vacation on a private island. just the two of you!! but your plans were spoiled by some annoying paparazzi. now is time to give them a lesson: take your wooden mallet and whack the paparazzi as soon as you see them with a camera. try not to let them get a picture off otherwise you could end up in the tabloids the next day looking mean with a wooden mallet. which, you know, would damage the image of your boyfriend.
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