Good afternoon passengers. this is your dizzy captain speaking. welcome to dizzy flight. currently we fly in circles, so if you feel dizzy, screen tapping is the cure. if you see passengers on the islands, let me know if you want to pick 'em. if you see incoming air traffic collision, scream as loud as possible, so we'll try evasion. if you see fuel meter almost empty, be ready to leave airplane at airport. fasten your seatbelts and enjoy your dizzy flight.
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