A new and greatly improved version of pests suck. complete with a money system, a new tool, and more visible psyllids! psyllids suck. hard. kill them before they kill your trees, or you’ll be a homeless bum wandering the streets of manhattan trying to get money for food (i hope. wait, not to say that i hope you would become a homeless bum, i don’t. i’m implying that if you were t…show morea new and greatly improved version of pests suck. complete with a money system, a new tool, and more visible psyllids! psyllids suck. hard. kill them before they kill your trees, or you’ll be a homeless bum wandering the streets of manhattan trying to get money for food (i hope. wait, not to say that i hope you would become a homeless bum, i don’t. i’m implying that if you were to become a homeless bum, food is what you should be spending your money on. so there.) at which point people will feel very sorry for you, but no one will actually help because their lazy like that. not to mention that before all of these events, your family will disown you, your wife will leave you, and chuck norris will roundhouse kick you in the face.show less
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