Help beard-o ward off a huge swarm of bad dudes! run fast, slash hard, and dodge clowns!
Use stuff to blast other stuff. need more? ok, you can control gravity to make sure your particles are as destructive as possibl
You wake up in a vat of green goo. this is how your latest escape begins. who are you? where are you? what is going on here?!?!
Intense retro platformery! make your way to the portal, with the running and the jumping. someone in your way? tazer time! kapow
Bonjour! today we dive beneath the waves, protecting the endangered eggies from many hungry bestioles. these bestioles may be cu
Hate standing in line for rides? make someone else do it! keep customers happy by putting them on rides; fix rides and build out
You think you've got escape skillz? forget it. this game is going to wreck you. personally, i just stare at the nice kitten pict
Like to surf? hate soggy wetsuits? have we got a game for you.
Stupid lizards, ruining my castle. i'll show them! a delightful assortment of anti-dinosaur weapons awaits!
Like word games and food games? great! spell words by linking your letter-shaped noodles. quick, though: your soup is getting co
Take an asteroid field and turn it into a space station! mine, build, wire and colonize. but work quickly, because there are inv
Customize your very own metal servant in exquisite detail. choose bits and attachments and select colors, lots of colors, people
Explore the universe by becoming a cadet in starfleet. take a variety of aptitude tests, to help determine your rank and sugge
It is a beautiful hotel room, no doubt. but you would like to get a little fresh air, huh? well, easier said than done. and who
Throw junk in the air and then pulverize it. with your many, many guns.
Do your best to make the thickest, fiercest chain reactions possible! or just pop randomly, and score poorly. your choice.
No yearbook is complete without photos of students looking stupid. your job is to take those photos. wait for the perfect moment
Repair machinery by inserting gears properly. then power your machine with a robot on a hamster wheel.
Why are raccoons cooler than anteaters? because they can do more than one thing. see? now, we want to teach you the way of the r
Many heroes have ventured to the land of the dead. can a pixelated dude defeat snakes and demons and emerge intact? it's up to y
A super sneaky spy guy could bust out of here like a wet paper bag. are you going to let some fictitious knucklehead out-escape
Defend yourself on the flattest of playing fields. no distractions, no special effects, just a buttload of awesomeness!
Libraries are for reading, not for pranking the librarian. really. i mean it. don't go making trouble, or else. seriously. do yo
