Underwear: the most accident-prone of all our clothing. spread some wedgie love and send johnny on a tight flight!
Four is better than one. especially when four involves stick figures and awesomeness. word.
Do you love to fly? do you secretly like the way fresh cow poo smells? climb aboard for a crappy adventure! complete complicated
Ewww, bugs! do whatever you can to get these creepy crawlies at bay. if you don't, they will invade your personal space. so... s
Small dude + elastic rope + pointy things = enormous fountains of blood! sling this ragdoll around and see how much red juice yo
Porta potty + hill + wheels = insanity! its the stinkiest race in town, baby! upgrade your poo shack until you pwn your filthy c
When we say "toss," we actually mean "blast out of a cannon." which is a great place to start. shoot your flying turtle to keep
No more sunshine and fresh air! we take your tilty monster truck all the way to hell! horrible, gravity-induced, bone-crunching
Quick, move those zombie heads while they're still fresh! load your truck with sticky undead skulls, then drive them to the dest
Take that box of poo and park it! the latest potty racing adventure is putting your potty into a nice clean parking space. no sp
If i can't have the world, i will destroy it. destroy it with zombies! unleash your zombie virus on the world. upgrade your viru
A new island is now unlocked for your potty racing pleasure! upgrade to number 2! explore exciting new lands with your powerful
Don't you wish you were a giant worm? dig fast tunnels, and surprise hippies, cops, cows and pedestrians from below! feed the be
Avenge the hideous murder of your wife. but many targets lay between you and your final victim. wear your boots, 'cause you're g
Select your preferred life form to spread disease. then infect everyone! upgrade with delightful symptoms like vomiting, deliriu
Make dinosaurs extinct, one at a time! you are a meteor. fling thyself at the slithering beasties, and bounce for maximum destru
Space...the final frontier of poo! build a craptacular poo-spaceship and travel to...uranus! meet strange life forms and discove
Castaways are edible, but require thorough cooking. use your catapult skills to toss wayward humans into your giant cooking pot.